Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Chewy Fixation

Dear Aunt Rufus,
I just feel safer with something in my teeth.  I love the smell, the feeling of joy of having an old shoe on my mouth.  My mom is always mad, so I must need help.
Just call me Chewy.
Dear Chewy,
You need a new roll model -  how about Chewbaca.   He is the loyal friend and first mate of Dog Solo, and serves as co-pilot on Solo's spaceship, the Millennium Pointer.  Chewbaca would never chew on a shoe.
Then ask your mom to buy you something wonderful to chew on, like a nice juicy steak!

Monday, January 29, 2018


Dear Aunt Rufus,

My owner dresses me in dresses.  This wouldn't be bad, except I'm not female.  My male friends can't stop laughing...
Help, Its Aww-ful to be Forced to Cross Dress!

Dear Aww-ful,
I would give you some serious advise, but it is hard to take you seriously.... Take that silly bow off.  Wag your tail at something a dog would be proud to wear.  Think Biker   dog-dude!

Your Bone Friend,
Aunt Rufus

Can't Stop Chasing Cars

Dear Aunt Rufus,

I  have a terrible urge to run down the street every time a car passes.  Help, I don't know how to stop Chasing Cars!

Always a Limper

Dear Limper,
How many times does a Milk-bone Truck have to run over your head - dog-dude?     Stop now or change your name to Squishy.
Your Bone Friend,
Aunt Rufus