Monday, January 29, 2018

Aww-awful

Dear Aunt Rufus,

My owner dresses me in dresses.  This wouldn't be bad, except I'm not female.  My male friends can't stop laughing...
Help, Its Aww-ful to be Forced to Cross Dress!

Dear Aww-ful,
I would give you some serious advise, but it is hard to take you seriously.... Take that silly bow off.  Wag your tail at something a dog would be proud to wear.  Think Biker   dog-dude!

Your Bone Friend,
Aunt Rufus



Can't Stop Chasing Cars

Dear Aunt Rufus,

I  have a terrible urge to run down the street every time a car passes.  Help, I don't know how to stop Chasing Cars!

Always a Limper

Dear Limper,
How many times does a Milk-bone Truck have to run over your head - dog-dude?     Stop now or change your name to Squishy.
Your Bone Friend,
Aunt Rufus